Married chick ends up being crazy

To protect the innocent, names are changed and the date at which this happened will not be mentioned.

So there I am flirting via text with a married chick I'd met a day earlier. She just moved into town recently...blah blah blah. Let me spare you the details and move on to the real story.

She told me that her husband was some dude addicted to cocaine and therefore had to get away. Long story short: bang-bang, skeet-skeet. Everything is going well and she becomes a regular in the world of Diesel's Booty Calls.

One night, around 9:30PM, she comes over, we have some fun, and she leaves. I tell her I have work the next morning and can't stay up too late, which is great 'cause she planned on meeting with friends to go to the bars later on. Alright, she's gone and I'm in bed. Perfect. It's about 11:30PM

Then shit hits the fan....

Around 4AM I feel someone lightly shaking my arm trying to wake me up. Wtf? I turn in my bed to find the MARRIED CHICK. In my house and on my bed! Seriously? This is how it goes down:

Diesel: What the fuck are you doin here?
Married Chick: I just needed someone to sleep next to. I've been doing it for the past 10 years!
Diesel: Alright, go to sleep.

Then she starts grabbing on me

Diesel: Wtf? I got work in the morning. Stop
Married Chick: Alright, I'm sorry

Then she starts crying

Diesel: Oh my god woman. I'm gonna go sleep on the couch. Take my bed
Married Chick: Oh no, it's ok.
Diesel: Ok, then you go sleep on the couch and I'll take the bed
Married Chick: No, it's ok. I just wanna be with you
Diesel: I can't put up with this shit at 4 in the morning! Go to sleep on the floor then!

I wake up a couple of hours later and guess what I see?

Diesel T Cabrera is sleeping on a bed and laying on the floor next to him is a 26 year old married woman curled up in a ball. I'm probably a bad person for that.

A little more history on the story:

At the time, I lived 25 miles from the main town.
She was going to bars about 10 miles, the other direction, from the main town.
That's a total of 35 miles she drove to do this crazy shit. At 4AM